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Russian anecdotes
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Russian anecdotes are no less a part of Great Russian Culture than any other
part. Who could get through life in Russia without any sense of humor? That is
why I proudly present you my small collection which is going to expand -
probably with your help?
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A man prayed for years to go to paradise. Once, going upstairs a narrow path in
the mountains he stumbled and fell into the precipice. By miracle he grasped
some sickly bush and started crying:
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Anybody here? Please, help! Anybody here?
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After some minutes of silence the voice answered:
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I am here.
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Who are you?
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I am God.
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If you are God, then do something!
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Look, you asked me for so long to be brought to paradise. Just
unclench your hands - and you immediately will find yourself in
paradise.
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Anybody ELSE here? Please, help!
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Two guys meet. The first says:
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I heard you married recently. Now you should know what real
happiness is.
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Yes, NOW I know. Pity, that it's too late...
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Mother with a very attractive daughter enter the doctor's cabinet.
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Get undressed, - he says to the daughter.
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But it is me who is ill, - objects the mother.
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Then show your tongue!
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The doctor gives instructions to the patient:
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Starting today you must stop drinking, smoking and dating women.
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But doctor, I am still a man!
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You may continue shaving.
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